Monday, March 19, 2007

to annoy your roommate

Arrange your pillows and blankets every night to make it look like you are asleep. Do this for three weeks. Buy a cantaloupe and a knife. Stick the knife in the cantaloupe. Lay it on the pillow where your head should be.
As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin singing famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.
Ask your roommate if Bob, your invisible friend, can stay the night. If s/he agrees, ask your roommate if s/he can turn down the music. Explain that Bob has a headache.
Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."
Ask your roommate to pose for a portrait. Leave.
Become a mime. Nothing is more annoying than a mime.

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1 comment:

Jade said...

great suggestions but it's kinda action without security against retaliation...is nobody afraid of a backfire?! lol

i can do the pillow trick perhap, all the other tricks won't work on my roomie. in fact she'd pull off the bob trick, the opera trick and the mime trick way better than me..bleah.